1.Effect of election
Aamir ko mile power
Gareb ko mile chawal
Middle class ko mile
BABA JI KA THULLU
2.Once Salman Khan called up Mayawati...
Guess the bill amount ?
Zero.
Virgin to Virgin calling is free yaar
3.Comedy Nites With Kapil is quite similar to the
Johnson's baby soap. The show comes with the "no more tears"
guarantee!!!ππ
4.Joke of the day!!
Ek Pati Apni Bivi Ko Hospital Le Gaya.
0r Nurs Se Bola Agar Larka Ho To Mujhe Kehna K
Tamatar Howa Hai
0r
Agar Larki Ho To Kehna Piyaz Hoi Hai. Ittifaq Se Larka,Larki Dono Hogaye.
Nurse confusion me Bahar aayi Or Kaha..!!
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Sir Apko Salad 'Mubarak' ho ππ
5.How to get Rs.12 meal.
1.Go to restaurant, have tummy full meal.
2.Buy Vim sachet & scotch-brite for Rs.12.
3.Clean all the utensils
6. Having Rahul Gandhi as PM is like having Sunny Leone as brand ambassador for Sanskaar channel......
7.What should we call Hyderabad Biryani once the state is divided? Telangana Biryani, Andhra Biryani or Union Territory Biryani?
8.BJP copy cat
Copied TOPI TREND of AAP !
9.#BlackBerry says the 'leaked' #BBM for #Android app will be disabled but those who download #BBM for iPhone could continue to use itπ.. Lol hi gaya ANDROID ka toh ..!! π
10.Mere friends ke liye to IPL tabhi khatam ho gaya tha jab bookies ne match khilana band kar diya tha
wow nyc 1
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